11 Funny neck quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

  Commentary:
  "Guess even mosquitoes know how to make an impression! 😂🦟💋"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your pillow game is on a rollercoaster—going from painful to downright plush! 🎢🛌 Maybe your neck just has a flair for the dramatic. 😂 Time to find that perfect middle ground where comfort and support finally shake hands! 🤝😉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perilous world of pillow selection – where one wrong choice can turn a peaceful night's sleep into a chiropractic emergency! 💥😂 Who knew we'd reach an age when a fluffed cushion could be our ultimate foe? Watch out for those treacherously fluffy temptations, my friends! 😆🛌"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a versatile talent! Whether it's strumming a tune or cradling a little one, this person sure knows how to handle things with a firm grip… maybe just a bit too firm for the baby's liking!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

  Commentary:
  Well, if problem-solving doesn't work out, we could always resort to the ancient art of slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers 😘💬 Who knew that the key to life's mysteries lay in such delicate gestures? 😉

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  4 months ago

  Share →: One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

  Commentary:
  "Life comes at you fast – one day you're feeling invincible, the next, a sneeze becomes a risky maneuver! 🤧💥 Remember to stretch before those sudden sneezes, folks! 🤣 #AgeHitsYouFast"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of adulting – where the most strenuous activity can be just existing 😆💁‍♂️ It's like one minute you're fine, the next minute it's like 'Surprise!', now you're a human bobblehead! 🤷‍♀️💥 #AdultingProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of aging – waking up feeling like you've been practicing your bat pose all night 🦇😂 Who knew getting older would come with free neck pain as a bonus gift! Just part of the charming package deal, folks! 🎁 #AgingGracefully"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the invisible force field of personal space in the check out line! 🙅‍♂️🛒 Just remember, if you cozy up too close, you might end up involuntarily sponsoring someone's grocery run! 😂💸 #NeedMySpace

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate lunchtime daydream: gazing wistfully at a photo of your bed, silently counting down the hours until you can be reunited 🕰️💭. Who needs a fancy vacation when you have an endless love affair with your snooze spot? 💤🛏️ #BedIsBae"

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