14 Funny neck quotes

• “I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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  1 month ago

  age, aging, day, discomfort, head, humor, hurts, i, neck, next, night, pain, pillow, sleep, turn, where, wrong

• Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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  2 months ago

  animal, giraffe, having, humor, neck, pain, sore, sore throat, suck, throat

• Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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  2 months ago

  another, bit, day, frustration, humor, i, irritation, just, little, moan, mosquito, neck, sex, unexpected

• I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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  2 months ago

  comfort, fat, flat, fluff, fluffy, humor, hurt, hurts, i, neck, new, old, pain, pillow, upgrade

• I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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  2 months ago

  age, broke, discomfort, feel, getting, getting older, humor, neck, older, pillow, sleep, where, wrong

• I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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  2 months ago

  baby, comedy, guitar, humor, just, music, neck, parenting

• But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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  2 months ago

  affection, date, ear, getting, intimacy, kisses, neck, slow, soft, tried, whispers

• One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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  2 months ago

  age, carefree, day, growing, growing up, hard, humor, hurt, neck, next, pain, sneeze, too, young, youth

• I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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  2 months ago

  adult, being, humor, hurt, i, irony, life, love, neck, sitting, still

• Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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  2 months ago

  aging, bat, fun, getting, hanging, humor, morning, neck, neck pain, old, pain, sleep, upside, wake

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