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3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"If only wishes and good intentions were accepted as payment, this purse would be a goldmine! But alas, the world runs on cold, hard cash – much to the disappointment of this well-equipped but flat broke bag."

essential, ever, everything, humor, irony, money, need, purse
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
Who needs a fancy watch to track their fitness level when a quick glance in the mirror after climbing a flight of stairs gives you all the confirmation you need!

fit, fitness, humor, irony, me, need, self-awareness, tell, watch
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
Who needs an audio tour when you have a teenage critic ready to provide a running commentary on every painting, sculpture, and historical artifact? It's like having your own personal Yelp review in real-time. Who knew that eye-rolls and sass could be so educational?

activity, audio, audio tour, commentary, critique, family, humor, museum, need, teen, time, tour, visit
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Who needs to be showered with affection when you can be showered with dollar bills? Money talks, feelings whisper… quietly in the corner."

advice, feeling, financial, financial needs, humor, life, life advice, money, need, needs, priorities, sarcasm
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
Sugar is like that fun friend who always knows how to lift your spirits, but can be a bit too clingy at times. Meanwhile, broccoli is like the reliable pal who quietly offers their support without demanding all your attention. So, in the battle of addictive treats versus dependable veggies, it seems we all need a little balance in our lives – a sweet treat here, a nutritious bite there, and don't forget to give broccoli a chance to shine in its own quiet way.

addictive, broccoli, comparison, craving, food, health, humor, just, me, need, nutrition, sugar
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Are you a star? Because I need my personal space to orbit around, about 93 million miles of it to be exact. Thanks for shining bright, but let's keep a safe distance for the sake of our cosmic harmony."

distance, humor, joke, me, mile, need, relationship, stay, sun
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Who needs alcohol to regret life choices when you've got natural talent? It's like a superpower, just with more facepalms and less capes."

alcohol, bad, bad decision, brag, decision, decision making, humor, making, need, self-deprecation
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – where taking a nap becomes a vital part of your 'doing nothing' routine. It's like hitting the snooze button on life, just to make sure you're fully prepared for all that inactivity ahead!"

age, day, doing, doing nothing, humor, laziness, nap, need, nothing, old, tiredness
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Ah, the simple pleasures in life – like world domination and unlimited snacks! 🌍🍔 Who needs complicated wishes when all you really need is a little universe rearranging, right? 😆 #SimplePersonGoals"

everything, happiness, happy, i, life, need, person, simple, simple person, want, work
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Taking self-care to a whole new level! 😴💤 Who knew rejuvenation could be this long-term? #NapGoals"

couple, exhaustion, humor, i, just, lie, lie down, need, procrastination, rest, year’s