Funny November quotes

• I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

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  2 months ago

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• Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

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  2 months ago

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• “November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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  2 months ago

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• The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

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  2 months ago

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• November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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  2 months ago

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• November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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  2 months ago

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• November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

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  2 months ago

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• When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

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  2 months ago

  eye, humor, moon, night, November, season, time, weather

• November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

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  2 months ago

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