Funny November quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

  Commentary:
  Ah, November – the time when turkeys are feeling a bit nervous, while treadmills are gearing up for their moment in the spotlight come January! 🦃💪 It's all about perspective and priorities, right? So, let's embrace the turkey trot and treadmill dash with equal enthusiasm! 🏃‍♂️🤣 #ThanksgivingGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

  Commentary:
  "November is flying by faster than a pair of jet-propelled lesbians on a rollercoaster romance 🎢💨💗 #WhirlwindRomance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: November is for turtlenecks and depression.

  Commentary:
  Ah, November, the official start of turtleneck season and feeling personally victimized by daylight savings time. 🐢☁️ Who needs Vitamin D when you have an endless collection of cozy neck sweaters to hide in? Just remember, seasonal affective disorder is real, but so is the power of a good knit turtleneck! 💪 #TurtleneckTherapy

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  5 months ago

  Share →: November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  “November 31st – the day when procrastination meets wishful thinking and rent remains unpaid! 🤣 Who needs an extra day in November just to avoid those pesky bills? 🗓️💸 #November31stLogic”

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