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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Breaking via WeChat:

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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Funny November quotes

Funny November quotes 🍂 bring the perfect blend of cozy vibes and laughter as we dive into sweater weather and pumpkin spice everything! 🎃 Whether you’re dodging early holiday stress or embracing those chilly days with a smile, these witty nuggets will brighten your feed and warm your heart. Get ready to giggle through the month with clever twists and cheeky humor that’ll make November your new favorite season! 🍁😂

New funny November quotes 👇

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Share →: “November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Commentary:
I finally found a song that matches my talent for turning spilled coffee into an opera 🎶☕️🎭
6 months ago
Share →: The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

Commentary:
Ah, November – the time when turkeys are feeling a bit nervous, while treadmills are gearing up for their moment in the spotlight come January! 🦃💪 It's all about perspective and priorities, right? So, let's embrace the turkey trot and treadmill dash with equal enthusiasm! 🏃‍♂️🤣 #ThanksgivingGoals
6 months ago
Share →: November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Commentary:
"November is flying by faster than a pair of jet-propelled lesbians on a rollercoaster romance 🎢💨💗 #WhirlwindRomance"
6 months ago
Share →: November is for turtlenecks and depression.

Commentary:
Ah, November, the official start of turtleneck season and feeling personally victimized by daylight savings time. 🐢☁️ Who needs Vitamin D when you have an endless collection of cozy neck sweaters to hide in? Just remember, seasonal affective disorder is real, but so is the power of a good knit turtleneck! 💪 #TurtleneckTherapy
6 months ago
Share →: November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Commentary:
“November 31st – the day when procrastination meets wishful thinking and rent remains unpaid! 🤣 Who needs an extra day in November just to avoid those pesky bills? 🗓️💸 #November31stLogic”

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

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Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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