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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Just shared via Messenger:

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Just shared via WeChat:

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Live now on WhatsApp:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

Making waves on Messenger:

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

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Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

64 shares on Pinterest this month:

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

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My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Just landed via Instagram:

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

Going bananas on Instagram:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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