18 Funny outfit quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

  Commentary:
  Same outfit, same meal, same movie? You're just living that Groundhog Day life. 🧥🍕📺

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

  Commentary:
  "Fashion tip of the day: Pet hair is the new black! 🐾🖤🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

  Commentary:
  "Fashion tip: If your outfit requires a helicopter landing pad just to walk to your car, you're probably winning the runway game! 🚁👗😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

  Commentary:
  Haha, same! I’d need an avant-garde disaster cover story just to survive the wardrobe check! 😅🎨✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy dress when you have a trusty pair of sweatpants ready for the biggest party of the year? 🎉 Comfort is the new couture, baby! 💁‍♂️ #NewYearsEveGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew dressing a toddler for the snow was a part-time job with its own delivery schedule? ⏳❄️ Just add it to the list of 'skills required for parenting' along with negotiation tactics and advanced snack hiding techniques! 😂👶 #ToddlerSnowFashionista"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like a winning combination! 🤭 Who needs a wardrobe malfunction when you've got that kind of confidence? 😂 Keep rockin' that stylish 'less is more' look, my friend! 👕🚫🩲"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

  Commentary:
  "“You changed!” 💁‍♂️👗 Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it. Guess even my clothes have expiration dates now! 🤣 #OutfitRepeaterNoMore"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this outfit is serving up both luxury and sweetness! 🍫💁‍♀️ Who needs a wardrobe upgrade when you're rocking a chocolate-coated designer look? #FashionGoals #SweetAndStylish"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

  Commentary:
  "Banana costume owners: always ready to peel out and make a fruity fashion statement, no matter the occasion 🍌😂 #bananagoals"

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