Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Dec 31, 2025

3,776

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Trending via Telegram:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Live now on X:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

Seen just now on Slack:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

Going viral on WeChat:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Breaking via Messenger:

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

Shared recently on Reddit:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

29 Funny outfit quotes

Funny outfit quotes bring a splash of humor to your wardrobe! 👗😂 From playful comments about fashion mishaps to witty observations on personal style, these quotes add a touch of comedy to your daily dress-up routine. Enjoy a chuckle and embrace the fun side of fashion! 😄👚

New funny outfit quotes 👇

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

0

1 hour ago

casualwear, couch, dilemma, eve, fashion, fashion dilemma, figure, going, holiday, humor, i, need, new, New Year’s Eve, outfit, procrastination, relaxation, wear, year’s
Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

0

1 day ago

casual, casual wear, clothing, denim, denim jean, fashion, jean, jeans, outfit, style, tee, underestimate, wear, white, white tee
There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

0

2 weeks ago

Adam, Adam Sandler, better, change, change clothes, changing, clothes, comfort, coming, feeling, fit, home, outfit, relaxation, sandler
I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

0

3 weeks ago

am, clothing, difference, fashion, gender, gender difference, humor, i, men, mini, mini skirt, options, outfit, quarter, quarter zip, skirt, why, wish, zip
I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

0

2 months ago

after, another, dog, fashion, getting, getting ready, humor, ID, know, me, outfit, party, perspective, pet, pet perspective, ready, thinking, try, while
I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

0

2 months ago

different, doing, doing nothing, fashion, five, humor, i, just, nothing, outfit, outfits, procrastination, relaxation, wait, waiting, week, weekend
Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

0

2 months ago

comfort, humor, i, know, meal, movie, outfit, preference, relatable, rewatch, routine, self-care
Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

0

2 months ago

absolutely, black, fashion, hair, humor, i, love, outfit, pet, pet hair, sarcasm
I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

0

2 months ago

car, casual, casual wear, clothing, dressing, fashion, getting, humor, i, just, meant, outfit, outfits, straight, style, think, wardrobe, wear
It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

0

2 months ago

appearance, bad, carpet, celebrity, event, fashion, gala, humor, ID, insecure, me, met, Met Gala, outfit, red, red carpet, self-deprecating, think

For even more funny outfit quotes, hit next 👇

All funny outfit quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

🎉🥂 New Year Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

66 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

33 shares on Threads this month:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

Trending Topics 📁

Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,774

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

My default setting is sexual energy.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

Trending via Facebook:

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

Spotted on Threads:

Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

Shared recently on Messenger:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Just shared via Discord:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Just landed via Messenger:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Breaking via Reddit:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Spotted on X:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴