Funny parts quotes

• It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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  backwards, double, double meaning, humor, ironic, irony, joke, language, language joke, meaning, parts, playful, pun, reverse, reverse spelling, spelling, spells, wordplay

• She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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  adventure, anthony, Anthony Bourdain, bourdain, calls, cooking, eat, food, foodie, humor, i, me, parts, playful, relationship, reservations, restaurant, restaurant humor, unknown

• One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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  convenience, daily, daily life, else, experience, favorite, favorite part, grocery, grocery shopping, humor, life, me, parts, shopping, shopping experience, somebody, someone, someone else

• Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

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  attraction, boy, compliment, dating, focus, horoscope, humor, me, parts, relationship, sense

• Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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  ban, body, body part, gross, handshake, humor, interaction, naked, norm, parts, should, social, social norm, together, touch, world

• You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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  aging, body, fight, fighting, getting, humor, old, over, pain, parts, realize, start

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