Funny parts quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

  Commentary:
  "Exploring new territories—gastro-ventures and more! 🌍🍽️😏 #BiteAndSeek"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sheer bliss of sipping on coffee while someone else tackles the endless aisles of decision-making 🛒☕️ Who knew laziness could taste so delicious? #GroceryGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about customizing your universe! 🌌🔮 Looks like someone's reading between the stars to create their perfect match. Who needs a horoscope when you've got a personalized cosmic connection? 😂✨#selectiveastrology"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! 💪🏼🦠 #ElbowBumpsForTheWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic battle of the body parts! It's like a royal rumble in there – knees vs. back, shoulders vs. hips… May the creakiest joint win! 👑🦵🏼💥 #AgingProbs"

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