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Funny parts quotes

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

3 months ago

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

3 months ago

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

3 months ago

You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

3 months ago