Commentary:
"Ah, the sheer bliss of sipping on coffee while someone else tackles the endless aisles of decision-making 🛒☕️ Who knew laziness could taste so delicious? #GroceryGoals"
Funny parts quotes
Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.
Commentary:
"Talk about customizing your universe! 🌌🔮 Looks like someone's reading between the stars to create their perfect match. Who needs a horoscope when you've got a personalized cosmic connection? 😂✨#selectiveastrology"
Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!
Commentary:
"Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! 💪🏼🦠 #ElbowBumpsForTheWin"
You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic battle of the body parts! It's like a royal rumble in there – knees vs. back, shoulders vs. hips… May the creakiest joint win! 👑🦵🏼💥 #AgingProbs"