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Funny persuasion quotes

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

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