165 Funny phone quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the phone needs to attend some emotional intelligence classes to understand the difference! 🤔📱 #SmartButClueless"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern-day romance with our phones 😂📱! It's always there for us in moments of need, be it a late-night scroll or an early-morning alarm clock. Who needs candlelit dinners when you have screen time as the ultimate bae? 🌙⏰ #RelationshipGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

  Commentary:
  "Dear phone, could you maybe swap out the excessive lighting up for some extra battery life? 🔋⚡️ It's a rough world out there for a phone with commitment issues!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your phone is the ultimate hide-and-seek champion, giving Houdini a run for his money! 📱🕵️‍♂️ Don't worry, it's just practicing its disappearing act for a future career in magic. Just remember, whoever finds it first gets to be the winner of this epic game of hide and seek! 🏆😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My phone screen is brighter than my future.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your phone screen is shining bright like a diamond while your future is still searching for the light switch. 💎📱 Keep your screen dimmed and your future prospects sparking with potential! 🔦💡"

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