Funny quotes picked

Funny picked quotes

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025