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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said β€œhello” like a goddam daredevil.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says β€œmust be picked up, won’t walk”.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Posted onJan 22, 2025

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Posted onJan 21, 20254 months ago

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