100 Funny place quotes

• Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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  adventure, bring, expectations, humor, i, know, madness, men, place, relationship, tell

• I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, back, best, childhood, days, finding, fun, fun activity, hide, hide and seek, hiding, hiding place, i, love, nostalgia, place, playing, seek, simplicity, stress

• The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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  born, mess, place, right, right place, right time, tedious, time, trick

• IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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  activity, date, humor, IKEA, meltdown, place, public, public place, relationship, Swedish, word

• I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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  art, body, body art, confidence, humor, i, irony, let, place, self-esteem, someone, tattoo, visibility, wish

• There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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  awkward, awkward situations, clip, funny moments, good, grooming, humor, library, moments, never, place, public, public space, situations, space, toenails

• Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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  activity, ball, ball pit, creativity, fun, giant, IKEA, meeting, pit, place, work, work meeting, workplace

• Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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  hell, humor, i, irony, know, me, place, self-deprecation, special, special place, throne, wit, yes

• The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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  follow, humor, irony, media, online, online safety, place, safety, social, social media, strangers, technology, web, wrong

• To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

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  annoyance, confrontation, humor, patience, person, place, queue, revenge, theft

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