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Funny poison quotes

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

3 months ago

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

3 months ago