Funny poison quotes 🧪💀 add a spicy twist to dark humor, mixing danger with a dash of wit! Whether you love clever wordplay or ironic jabs, these quotes serve up laughs with a toxic twist 😈✨. Perfect for sharing when you want to be cheeky, mysterious, or just a little bit wickedly funny! Get ready to bite into some seriously sharp humor that’s anything but deadly dull 🐍🤣.
Commentary: "If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t catch me falling for some basic apple trick! 🍎🙅♀️ I'd need a taco 🌮 on the line for that poison to even tempt me! Bring on the guac-induced slumber! 💤😂"
Commentary: "Plot twist: FBI agents reading through writers' search histories must have quite the rollercoaster of emotions 🕵️♂️📚💻. 'Just researching for the next bestseller, we swear!' #AuthorsUnderSurveillance"
