Funny poison quotes — Wordgag ツ

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

2 months ago2 months ago

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

2 months ago2 months ago

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Jan 27, 2025

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Jan 25, 2025