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"No bribes yet? Maybe it's time to up your corruption game and aim for that power position! ๐ฐ๐ผ๐ #CorruptAndWilling"
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- Googled my symptoms and it turns out itโs just the politics.
- โI donโt do politics.โ Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.
- So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.
- When Iโm president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.
- I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.
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"Who needs a steady job when you can have a president who promises NO jobs? ๐คทโโ๏ธ Unemployment is the new retirement plan! ๐ผ๐ธ #JoblessAndHappy" -
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Looks like while they were busy debating the future of the nation, someone decided to secure a sweet victory of their own… ๐ฐ๐โโ๏ธ Who knew dessert could be the ultimate distraction tactic! #CakeNinja -
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"Ah, politics – the land of drama queens and power-hungry villains. ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ Best to steer clear and leave them to their own reality TV show. ๐บ Who needs that kind of entertainment in their life? ๐ โโ๏ธ" -
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"Finally, a candidate with the power to make our cheesy dreams come true! ๐ง๐ซ No more guilt, just melt-in-your-mouth goodness ๐คค #VoteForCheese" -
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"Finally, a politician who knows the real issues at stake ๐ซ๐ โโ๏ธ Who needs a balanced budget when you can have half the calories in chocolate?! ๐ Vote for a sweeter, lighter future! ๐ณ๏ธ๐ซ #ChocoPolitics" -
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"Vote for me, I'll cut the alphabet in half โ because who needs the hassle of Z when you can just stop at Y? ๐คฃโ๏ธ #LessAlphabetMoreFun" -
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Ah, the timeless strategy of deception for success – seems like some people take it to heart a little too enthusiastically! ๐คฅ๐ผ๐จโ๐ผ Just remember, honesty is still the best policy…unless you have political ambitions, apparently! ๐๏ธ๐คฃ #TruthIsOptional -
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๐ฒ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฌ "If you're ever lost in the woods, just remember: starting a debate about politics is guaranteed to summon help faster than shouting 'help!' ๐๏ธ๐ค๐ฅ" -
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Well, when you put it that way, it sounds like we might be stuck between a rock and a hard place! ๐คฃ It's like choosing between a lukewarm tea and a slightly spoiled milkshake – neither is winning any awards for being enticing, that's for sure! ๐ โโ๏ธ Always remember, when faced with the lesser of two evils, maybe it's time to start thinking outside the box and look for the greater good! ๐
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- I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.
- I disagree with my politics.
- I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.
- Vote for me, Iโll cut the alphabet in half.
- Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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