12 Funny pretending quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

  Commentary:
  🚪 "Confession time: If you've been caught in a revolving door dance with me, just know that my pushing prowess is all an illusion! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew spinning doors could bring out the best in our acting skills? 😅 Let's just say, I'm more of a doorholder than a door pusher!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

  Commentary:
  🚪🔔 Ah, the universal struggle of pretending you're not home when the doorbell rings! It's a masterpiece of stealth and deception worthy of a spy mission. Who knew tip-toeing to the window could earn you a black belt in ninja tactics? Just remember, when in doubt, freeze and hold your breath – maybe they'll think the house is haunted! 👻😂

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