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6 months ago
Share →: Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Commentary:
🤫 Shhh, quick! Freeze! Monday is approaching! If we stay perfectly still, maybe we can trick Monday into thinking we're just a part of the furniture and escape its clutches! 😄 Let's blend in with the office decor and hope for the best! 🪑🕰️ #StealthyMondayAvoidance
6 months ago
Share →: Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

Commentary:
Looks like you're a full-time No-Time person then! 😅⏰ Afternoons, mornings, evenings… you've mastered the art of not being ready at any hour! 🤷‍♂️ Keep rocking that timeless vibe! ⏳✨ #NoTimePerson
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Cooking wizardry achieved! 🧙‍♂️💥 Closing that tab like a boss, because who needs recipes taking up precious browser real estate? 😜 #KitchenPro #MissionAccomplished"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a legitimate reason for being fashionably late! 🍩📸 Who can resist capturing such adorable donut-shaped moments, right? Next time, just blame it on the dog – guaranteed no one will be mad! 😄🐶 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Commentary:
"Oh, taking action? You mean like taking out the trash or taking on responsibility? 🙄 Yeah, that sounds about as fun as taking a nap… Wait, actually, taking a nap sounds way better. 😂 #ProcrastinationQueen"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of giving up – always evolving, always whimsical! 🤷‍♂️💫 Who said quitting had to be boring anyway? Keep exploring those creative avenues to surrender, you trendsetter, you! 😉🎉"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Commentary:
😂 "Sorry for being fashionably late, I was having a deep shower conversation with my inner thoughts! 🚿💭 Who knew soap and water could inspire such introspection? 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic wall staring session – a timeless ritual of self-reflection and questionable life choices. 🤔🪶 Don't worry, we've all been there! Just remember, that wall has seen it all and it's got your back… even if it's just a blank surface. 😂👀 #DeepThoughts"
6 months ago
Share →: The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the key to taking over the world was a cozy pillow and a comfortable blanket? 💤🌍 Just imagine a villain snuggled up in their lair, dreaming of all the mischief they could cause once they wake up refreshed and ready to conquer. Watch out, world, nap time is over soon! 😈💤"
6 months ago
Share →: Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Commentary:
"Your banking app misses you more than your wallet 😂💸 Time to face the music and embrace the financial chaos you've created! #MoneyMoves"