92 Funny pun quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said you can't spell crypto without 'cry' must have tried to decrypt their private key one too many times! 😂💸 #CryptoCraze"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I wish tree puns were more poplar.

  Commentary:
  Well, I'm stumped! 🌳 It seems like tree puns need to branch out more to become leaf-de your expectations. 🍃 Don't worry, we'll get to the root of this comedic conundrum! 🌿 #PunderfulMoment

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  4 months ago

  Share →: To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the luxurious life of a horse – wake up, munch on some hay, then doze off on it. Truly the embodiment of 'living the dream' 🐴🥖☀️ #HayGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

  Commentary:
  Looks like that cow's got a beef with traffic regulations 🐄🚗 I guess you could say the situation is utterly ridiculous! 🤣🥛

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever came up with that foot fetish term really missed an opportunity for a pun-tastic upgrade! 🦶😆 Feetish definitely has a better ring to it, don't you think? It's like taking a step in the right direction! 👣😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

  Commentary:
  Haha, those mice sure know how to handle a breakup in style! 🐭😂 Looks like they're not willing to deal with any more drama in their tiny rodent-sized relationships. Time to move on to greener cheese fields! 🧀🌿 #SqueakyCleanBreakups

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

  Commentary:
  "Who called it girl math and not galgebra? 🤔 Seems like someone missed an opportunity for a pun-tastic math makeover! 📐 Next time, let's add a little bit of 'x'tra flair to our algebra and turn it into galgebra! ✨👩‍🏫 #MathHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

  Commentary:
  "Unraveling the mysteries of the universe, one flat theory at a time! 🌎🔵 Who knew a simple shape could cause such a stir among the Flat Earthers? Watch out, the sphere is coming to get ya! 😄 #RoundAndRoundWeGo"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

  Commentary:
  "If he can't handle your fruit puns, it's time to peach out 🍑🤣 Let him find someone else to grape about!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

  Commentary:
  That quote really cuts to the "core" of condiment appreciation 🍅! Sounds like this person is truly "relishing" their love for ketchup! 😄 Maybe they should start a ketch-up line of merchandise!

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