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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

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“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

Seen just now on Discord:

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Making waves on Facebook:

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Just landed via Discord:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Going viral on Slack:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Just shared via Discord:

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Just landed via WeChat:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

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Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

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