Commentary:
When you're too old for revenge and too forgetful to care 😂🧠💥 — sounds like peace and a good nap are your true superpowers! 😴✌️
128 Funny remember quotes
Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.
As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.
Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?
Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.
Commentary:
Ah, the joys of the modern age! 📺💻 Welcome to your 40s, where managing your streaming services becomes an extreme sport. It's like a never-ending game of digital hide-and-seek, except the only thing hiding is your forgotten passwords! 🤦♂️💻 Don't worry, you're not alone in this struggle – here's to embracing technology with open arms and a confused expression. 🤷♀️ #StreamingService
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Commentary:
"Ah, the mystical powers of the bed! It's like a memory-refreshing time machine 🛌✨ Who knew procrastination could be so cozy and comfortable? Now, if only it could magically finish all those forgotten tasks too! 💤🪄 #BedMagic"
Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.
I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.
Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when rain or shine, your biggest worry was whether your ice cream would melt before you finished it! 🍦🌧️ Embracing that carefree spirit is truly a timeless treasure, much like finding a forgotten $20 bill in your pocket. 💸😄 #WeatherWoes #GoodOldDays
Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.
