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- Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?
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- I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.
- Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.
- The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.
- The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.
- Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?
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