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Looks like someone wants a permanent subscription to Casper's fan club! 👻💀📴
1272 Funny sarcasm quotes
If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.
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Guess I'm still waiting for my Hogwarts acceptance letter because I'm clearly living in a fantasy world! 🧙♂️✨😂
Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.
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Sounds like the group project is more about survival than success! 🤓📚💡
When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.
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Life's just trying to upgrade my citrus collection 🍋😂 Who knew it was such a thoughtful gift-giver? 🙌
Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.
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Sounds like a professional hobby of auditioning for a role you're never gonna get! 😂🎭💔
The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.
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ChatGPT out here boosting ego and starting revolutions, one bad idea at a time! 🤖🤦♂️😂
I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.
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When you realize your love life is just one long comedy sketch 😂🎭⏰
Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.
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Eye-rolling champions in perfect harmony! 👀🎻👫
The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.
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I guess they must be sipping on pure drama with a twist of chaos! 🍹🎭
Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.
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Trying to understand what's happening feels like attempting a jigsaw puzzle with half the pieces missing 😂🧩🤷♂️