94 Funny school quotes

• I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

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  alive, being, eating, high, high school, i, imagine, right, school, world

• Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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  better, ChatGPT, doctor, eating, education, future, healthy, healthy eating, humor, med, med school, pass, school, start, technology

• If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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  class, education, endless, hour, humor, i, just, left, life, live, math, school, spend, time

• Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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  adulthood, confusion, humor, i, oh, preschool, school, tell, wait, work

• Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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  animal, back, career, career change, change, education, fit, good, human, humor, me, octopu, opportunity, preference, school, thank

• My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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  alcohol, drink, drugs, education, humor, kids, lecture, mix, mixing, parenting, proper, school, still, today, youngest

• I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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  adulthood, believe, disbelief, experience, high, high school, humor, i, life, life experience, school, stress, think, used

• I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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  education, frustration, hate, humor, i, irony, know, put, question, school, teacher, work

• Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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  crazy, harry, Harry Potter, high, high school, i, never, potter, school, sort, war

• Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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  activity, bin, break, childhood, cigarette, equivalent, humor, nostalgia, pencil, school, sharpening, taking

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