94 Funny school quotes

• An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, escape, escape room, event, friends, fun, fun activity, high, high school, humorous, humorous situation, just, memory, nostalgia, reunion, room, school, situation, social, social event

• If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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  2 weeks ago

  avoidance, awkward, high, high school, humor, interaction, keep, me, nostalgia, public, school, social, social interaction

• When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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  childhood, cord, cords, humor, i, kid, nostalgia, phone, phones, reach, restriction, school, technology

• Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, aspiration, day, fame, health, hospital, humor, irony, maybe, me, mental, mental health, recognition, school, self-deprecation, street

• I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

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  2 weeks ago

  age, good, growing, growing up, high, high school, i, memory, mom, never, news, nostalgia, relationships, remember, school, time, where

• You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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  3 weeks ago

  education, having, humor, learning, life, pension, school, should, student, year’s

• Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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  3 weeks ago

  crumbled, crumbled paper, desk, humor, i, know, messy, messy desk, need, paper, piece, procrastination, relatable, school, table, teen, teens, week

• “You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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  3 weeks ago

  awkwardness, compliments, dating, high, high school, humor, i, laid, school, self-deprecation, thanks

• Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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  3 weeks ago

  act, better, bring, children, competition, drop, drop off, hate, humor, judgment, just, me, parent, parenting, parents, school

• Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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  3 weeks ago

  daughter, except, glof, hat, home, humor, impossible, morning, nothing, parenting, return, school

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