50 Funny security quotes

• Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

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• There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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• I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

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• Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

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• “Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

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• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

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• Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

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• A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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• The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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• I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

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