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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

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It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

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24 Funny self-acceptance quotes

Funny self-acceptance quotes bring a splash of laughter 😂 to the journey of loving yourself just as you are. Embracing quirks and flaws with a smile 😜 makes self-love feel light and joyful. Ready to laugh at life’s little imperfections and celebrate your unique vibe? Let these witty words boost your confidence and brighten your day 🌟✨!

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6 days ago
Share →: There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Just when I thought I captured my good side, my camera said, "Plot twist!" 📸🤪
6 days ago
Share →: Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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Embrace your inner oddball and level up to Grandmaster of Quirkiness! 🦄🤪✨
2 months ago
Share →: Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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"Finally, an excuse for my quirky dance moves in the grocery aisle! 💃🛒😜 #GracefullyInsane"
3 months ago
Share →: Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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"Trying to be sober when you don't even enjoy your own company is like a one-person party with no snacks 🎉🚫🍕 #SelfLoveStruggles"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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"Hey, if being 'batshit crazy' means embracing my inner wild side and living life to the fullest, then sign me up! 🦇🤪 Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary, am I right?"
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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"Embrace your quirks and flaws – your parents are already on duty for being embarrassed by you anyway! 🤷‍♂️🤣"
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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"Who needs perfection when you've got awesome running in your veins! 💁‍♂️ Embrace the quirks and let your awesomeness shine brighter than a disco ball! ✨"
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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"Embrace your quirks like a boss and strut your weirdness with pride! 🌟 Own that awkward dance move or bizarre hobby – confidence is the key to standing out in a world full of wannabes! 🤪💃 #WeirdAndProud"
5 months ago
Share →: Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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"Breaking news: my diet plan has been upgraded from 'salad every meal' to 'embracing my inner marshmallow' 🤣🍔 Who needs abs when you can have fab? 💁‍♂️ #BodyPositivity"
5 months ago
Share →: But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

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"Who needs a flat stomach when you can have a round belly full of happiness and snacks? 🍔🍕🍰 Embrace the curves, they're just delicious detours! 😄 #SayNoToFlatStomachs"

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Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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