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self-acceptance
20 Funny self-acceptance quotes
I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!
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Mar 18, 2025
Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.
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Mar 18, 2025
Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
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Mar 18, 2025
If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.
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Feb 22, 2025
Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.
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Feb 18, 2025
But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?
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Feb 9, 2025
If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.
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Feb 9, 2025
You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.
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Feb 1, 2025
I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.
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Jan 29, 2025
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.
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Jan 24, 2025
Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.
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Jan 23, 2025
I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.
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Jan 23, 2025
My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.
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Jan 23, 2025
I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.
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Jan 22, 2025
When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.
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Jan 20, 2025
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
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Jan 20, 2025
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
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Jan 20, 2025
Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.
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Jan 20, 2025
Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!
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Jan 20, 2025
I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.
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Jan 20, 2025