I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.