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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

2 weeks ago

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

1 month ago

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

1 month ago

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

1 month ago

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

2 months ago

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

2 months ago

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

2 months ago

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

2 months ago

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

3 months ago

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

3 months ago

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

3 months ago

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

3 months ago

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

3 months ago

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

3 months ago

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

3 months ago

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

3 months ago

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

3 months ago

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

3 months ago

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

3 months ago

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

3 months ago