263 Funny self-deprecation quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least this person gets points for being honest about not trying 😂👏 Who needs actual effort when you've got a good excuse ready, right? #TriedButNotReally"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's got a shovel and an ambitious to-do list! 💪🕳️ Who knew multi-tasking could be so… thrilling? 😅 #DIYGraves #GraveMistakes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

  Commentary:
  "Perfectionist? Nah, that's too much pressure! I'll just settle for good enough and call it a day. 🤷‍♂️ Who has time for perfect when there's Netflix to binge, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I'm on a strict 'No Thanks, I'm Full' diet 🍔😂 Who knew being irresistibly attractive could be such a hassle? #ThickThighsSaveLives"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, adulthood – where you collect chins like they're going out of style! 🧔🏻🧔🏻 Who needs just one chin when you can have two, right? Double the chin, double the wisdom… or so they say! 😂 #ChinUp"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the haters were so spot on with their predictions? 🙄 It's almost like they had inside information! 😂 Well, at least they're consistent in their accuracy, right? 🤷‍♂️ Keep shining bright despite those 'correct' haters! 💪✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of having an inferiority complex that even feels inadequate itself! 🤣 Clearly, this complex needs to up its game and learn a thing or two about being more confident. Maybe it should take notes from the overachieving superiority complex next door! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

  Commentary:
  Oh dear, watch out for those sneaky donuts! 🍩🐘 Looks like someone's dodging the elephant-sized truth with a bit of sugary distraction. Time to reevaluate the snack choices before becoming part of the jungle 🌳!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

  Commentary:
  "I can totally relate to God too – we both have our struggles when it comes to perfecting our creations! 😂💫 #CreatorProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

  Commentary:
  "Swing into action! 🎢 One minute you're up, the next you're down…you might as well hang a 'No Vacancy' sign on that emotional rollercoaster! 🤪 #MoodSwingChampion"

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