39 Funny self-talk quotes

• “Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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  1 week ago

  adulting, back, chamomile, chamomile tea, comfort, drink, gangsta, heating, heating pad, humor, i, irony, myself, pad, relaxation, self-talk, still, tea, tea time, time, whisper

• Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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  2 weeks ago

  confidence, earlier, humor, i, insult, insulting, me, myself, sarcasm, self, self-talk, wit, work

• People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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  2 weeks ago

  conversation, humor, i, intelligence, intelligent, irony, least, myself, others, people, self, self-talk, talk, tell, wit

• I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, asked, breakfast, burrito, craving, decision, food, humor, i, myself, self-talk, wanted, yes

• Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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  2 weeks ago

  confidence, feedback, humor, i, motivation, myself, negative, only, personal, self-talk, sometimes, talk

• I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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  2 weeks ago

  am, conversation, excellent, humor, i, listener, myself, self-talk, talk

• “I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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  2 weeks ago

  before, confusion, forgetting, games, here, humor, i, location, lose, losing, memory, mind, mind games, myself, put, say, self-talk, where

• Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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  3 weeks ago

  company, conversation, having, here, humor, insane, interaction, just, self-talk, yourself

• It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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  3 weeks ago

  communication, entertainment, humor, new, podcasting, self-talk, talking, term, used, yourself

• Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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  3 weeks ago

  business, call, conversation, disguise, humor, me, prank, self-talk, speaking, take, voice

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