24 Funny self-talk quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Customer pulls a fast one on themselves, demands satisfaction or else they're outta there! 🤣📞 #CustomerServiceStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, coding, where you play both the hero and the villain in a never-ending saga of bugs and breakpoints! 🕵️‍♂️💻 Stay calm, keep talking to yourself, and remember, it's not a bug, it's a feature in disguise! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've got a classic case of me vs. me showdown: the coupon-clipping warrior vs. the impulse-buying sidekick! 💸💪 Time to get these two personalities on the same page before the shopping chaos ensues! 🤪 #CouponClippingVsImpulseBuying

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a therapist when you've got an expert like yourself on speed dial? 🤔💁‍♂️😂 #SelfTalkGoals"

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