17 Funny shark quotes

• If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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  attack, bright, bright side, eat, ever, good, humor, just, let, occurrence, positivity, rare, rare occurrence, shark, side, special, sport, survival

• Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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  accessory, fashion, gift, gift shop, humor, irony, necklace, perfect, shark, shark tooth, shop, tell, tooth, tough, want, world

• Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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  animal, creativity, fear, humor, imagine, necklace, scary, shark, teeth, tooth

• If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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  activity, arm, cost, dolphin, expense, expensive, fun, fun activity, humor, leg, me, shark, should, swimming, think, try

• Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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  activity, beach, day, different, experience, fear, fun, fun activity, going, humor, Jaws, movie, ocean, shark, summer, watching

• When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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  adorable, animal, animal behavior, behavior, cat, circling, fluffy, food, humor, round, shark

• Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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  bad, bad idea, beach, dog, funny situation, humor, idea, pet, shark, situation

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