41 Funny sign quotes

Funny sign quotes are the unexpected gems that turn heads and spark laughter wherever they appear 🎉. Whether seen in coffee shops ☕️, along highways 🚗, or on quirky storefronts 🏪, these cheeky messages add a sprinkle of humor to our day. Their witty wordplay and clever twists never fail to brighten moods and inspire chuckles 😂. Dive into the world of humorous signs and discover the charm that makes them irresistible 😄!

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silen…

Commentary:
"Watch out for the silent woman – she's plotting world domination while you're busy laughing at lion memes. 🦁👩‍💼💥"

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’r…

Commentary:
"Reading between the lines of a 'Come grow with us' sign: Get ready to sprout some extra arms and legs, because you're in for a multi-tasking marathon! 🌱💼🏃‍♂️ #TeamOfOne"

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people t…

Commentary:
Is it just me, or is cancer really pulling ahead in the zodiac race? ♋️🏁 Who knew an astrological sign could be such a tough competitor in the mortality department! Watch out, Capricorns and Geminis, Cancer is on a roll! 😉🦀

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should…

Commentary:
Looks like some thirsty customers might be getting the wrong idea at that store! 🐶💧 Time to make it clear with a sign before someone accidentally takes a sip and starts barking madly for a refund! 🤣

I don’t understand why “family-run” shoul…

Commentary:
"Who knew running the family business could vary so much between Mom's homemade cookies and, well, dictatorship? 🍪🇰🇵 #FamilyBusinessGoals"

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’…

Commentary:
"Oh no, it sounds like your gym membership might be hiding in the locker room! 🏋️‍♂️ Don't worry, maybe it's just doing some extra squats and push-ups on its own. 😂💪 It's always worth checking in with those elusive gym gains – they can be quite the sneaky little devils! 🕵️‍♂️ #MysteryOfTheMissingMuscles"

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit…

Commentary:
"Talk about the ultimate 'long-term commitment'! 😆👏 Nothing says 'I love you' quite like sticking with the joke through thick and thin! 💌💍 #RelationshipGoals"

I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

Commentary:
"Watch out, folks! 🦁♌️ Leo in the house about to munch on your astrological signs like it's a cosmic buffet! 😂🍽️ Who knew zodiac signs could be so tasty? Better hide your horoscope!"

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of politica…

Commentary:
Looks like your dog is the ultimate bipartisan pee-ologist! 🐶🤣 Who knew our furry friends could play a part in the political process too? Maybe he's advocating for a "pawsome" unity party! 🐾 #Dogtatorship

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pou…

Commentary:
"Back in my day, we didn't have fancy hashtags and social media trends 🧐 We just saw a pound sign and thought, 'Hey, that's a great spot for a game of tic-tac-toe!' 😂 #OldSchoolCool"

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