Funny signed quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like romance and bureaucracy are finally coming together! 💋 Who needs Cupid when you have an Executive Order for forehead kisses? 😅 Don't forget to thank your favorite politician for setting such innovative relationship standards! 📜 #ForeheadKissMandate

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Ah, the infamous 'Keep me signed in' button – a mysterious trap set by websites to test our memory and patience! It's like they're saying, 'Sure, we'll keep you signed in… until you accidentally close the tab or blink too long!' 😂 It's the ultimate test of human reliability in the digital age – a challenge we never seem to conquer! Who needs a personal assistant when we have this ominous button to keep us on our toes, right?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a 401k when your retirement plan involves running like Forrest Gump? 🏃‍♂️💨 Clearly, this person prefers sprinting to saving for the long haul! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

  Commentary:
  Looks like that nose is ready to hit the pavement and outrun the competition! 🏃‍♂️🏅 Who knew a runny nose could be so ambitious? Just make sure it doesn't try to enter any marathons! 🏃‍♀️😂

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