Funny signed quotes

• Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

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  3 days ago

  account, authentication, before, code, humor, just, login, microsoft, need, notification, OMG, security, send, sign, sign in, signed, someone, technology

• Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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  2 months ago

  affection, executive, executive order, forehead, forehead kiss, give, humor, kiss, lighthearted, little, me, order, playful, relationship, signed

• I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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  2 months ago

  bullshit, button, computer, convenience, every, humor, i, internet, irony, just, keep, love, me, signed, signed in, straight, website

• Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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  2 months ago

  401k, cause, commitment, exercise, finance, hell, humor, i, joke, never, retirement, run, running, signed

• Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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  2 months ago

  10k, fitness, humor, joke, just, me, nose, running, runny, signed

• The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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  5 months ago

  actor, actors, Avatar, Hollywood, job, job security, movie, security, signed

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