27 Funny slow quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

  Commentary:
  "Snails sure have mastered the art of surprise entrances! 🐌 Who needs stealth when you've got snail speed on your side? 😂 Watch out for those sudden snail cameos, they're even faster than you think! 💨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

  Commentary:
  "Brace yourselves, folks, for the newest hit single from the world-renowned artist Taylor Slow 🛩️🐢. Who needs a private jet when you can take things slow and steady, right? 😉 #LifeintheSlowLane"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your Discman was too delicate to handle your need for speed! 🏃‍♂️🎧 Maybe it was just trying to stay 'un-shaken, not stirred' like a true secret agent."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, watching someone do Tai Chi is like witnessing a graceful yet epic meltdown in sloooow motion! 🤸‍♂️😆 Makes you wonder if we should all be practicing slow motion tantrums instead of regular ones. 😂 #TaiChiDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like those muggers might need to schedule a rain check if they plan to mug you during your Tai Chi session 🤣👊 Seems like you'll have all the time in the world to prepare your moves at that pace 😉💪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to know another language when you can just speak English at a snail's pace? 🐌😂 Slow and steady wins the communication race! 🐢💬"

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