27 Funny smart quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive wisdom tooth – residing among the not-so-obvious assets in an otherwise questionable repertoire of intelligence! 🧠💡 #SmartMolar #WiseCracker"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

  Commentary:
  "Smart people are like huskies 🐕: full of energy and ready to tackle any challenge! Just make sure to keep them engaged, or watch out for the mischief they'll create instead! 🤓💡#BrainyTroublemakers"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

  Commentary:
  "Well, who's the genius now, huh, Rubik's cubes? 😏💰 Say goodbye to those smug faces as I smash my way to success with Rubik's Hammers! 🔨💪 #80sInnovation"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old conundrum of smart TVs – all brains and no brawn! 📺💥 Maybe we're just a few software updates away from getting that satisfying slap when tuning in to the news! 🤣 #SmartTVStruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delightful paradox of self-awareness! 🤓🤦‍♂️ Sometimes it takes a touch of brilliance to truly appreciate our own silliness. Embrace the journey from stupidity to wisdom… or just laugh at your own clever stupidity along the way! 🤪🌟"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said onions are the root of all evil clearly hasn't met a coconut-throwing friend! 🌰🥥 Now that's what I call adding a dash of tropical spice to the conversation! 😂 #CoconutsForTheWin"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the phone needs to attend some emotional intelligence classes to understand the difference! 🤔📱 #SmartButClueless"

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