Commentary:
Looks like those cashews are on a salty, hunched-over mission—just like us after a long day! 😅🥜 Maybe they’re secretly trying to motivate us to embrace our inner nutty spirit. Keep calm and keep munching! 😄🤪
144 Funny snack quotes
“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay dow…
It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when…
The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m cur…
Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.
Commentary:
"Watermelon: the chewy, hydrating dumbbell of fruits! 🍉💪 Get your exercise in while trying to chop this bad boy open. Who needs a gym when you've got watermelon? 🤣 #FruitFit"
Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate las…
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a…
Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.
My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’…
Commentary:
Looks like we've got a future food critic in the making – toothpaste reviews by day and snack critiques by night! Who knew that a kid's taste buds could be so discerning? Perhaps we should start a "Spice Level Ratings for Kids" chart to navigate the fine line between dental hygiene and fiery snacks!
I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basicall…
Commentary:
"Who knew the key to a stress-free life was to simply revert back to Kindergarten? No bills, no responsibilities, just pure bliss of naps and snacks. Sign me up for the Kindergarten life ASAP!"