108 Funny snack quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to come between a girl and her fries is like challenging a tornado to a dance-off 💃🍟 Trust me, you do not want to mess with that kind of 'hangry' force of nature! 😂 #FriesOverGuys"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a crowd when you've got a family size Toblerone as your loyal companion? 🍫✨ It's time to dive into chocolatey goodness and indulge in a one-on-one sweet escape! 🍫🕺 #chocolateoverdose #TobleroneLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy recipes when you've got shredded cheese and a bag? 🧀 Just remember, moderation is key… unless you're at a cheese party – then all bets are off! 😜🧀 #SnackGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs hugs when you've got a family-sized bag of crisps to keep you company! 🤷🏻‍♂️🥔 #SnackTime #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

  Commentary:
  "Life's simple pleasures summed up in one saucy quote! 🍟🍔 Dipping sauces make the world go round, right? Just dip it, dip it real good! 😄💃"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

  Commentary:
  "Whoops, looks like I had a 'snaccident' again! 🙈🌮 But hey, I was just practicing my crunches! 💪😂🍴"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs utensils anyway? Just embrace the cheesy mess with gusto! 🧀🍔😋#MessyBurgerDelight"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Donuts hug you from the inside.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a warm embrace when you've got donuts hugging your soul from within? 🍩✨ Talk about delicious comfort food therapy!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the algorithm of snacking supremacy! 🍿📱 It seems like your snack breaks are the secret sauce behind your digital mastery. Who knew that pausing for a treat could lead to world-changing algorithms? Keep scrolling, snacking, and innovating! 🚀 #SnackPoweredAlgorithm

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

  Commentary:
  "Using The Force for the real Jedi essentials! 💫🥜 Who needs to battle the Dark Side when you can conquer the shell of a pistachio effortlessly? Priorities, right? 😄 #JediSnackingSkills"

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