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5 months ago
Share →: Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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🌹🍕 "Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none of it's for you. Sorry not sorry, it's a pizza party for one! Maybe next time, bring your own slice and join the fun! 🍕🎉 #PizzaLove"
5 months ago
Share →: You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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"Join the Snack Side, we have cookies! 🍪 Or face the consequences and snack in solitude. The choice is yours… and might we suggest the path with the tastiest rewards! 😂🍿 #SnackWars"
5 months ago
Share →: Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Commentary:
What a hilarious routine! 🐾🎰 It's like your dog is waiting for the snack jackpot every time. Who knew snack time could feel so much like a high-stakes game show for your fluffy companion? Keep the entertainment going for both of you! 🍪🤣
5 months ago
Share →: A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of the chocolate lover – to eat or not to eat, that is the question! 🍫💭 One piece leads to another, and before you know it, you're on a delightful journey to chocolatey happiness! 🤣 Embrace the sweet temptation and enjoy the delicious energy boost one piece at a time!"
5 months ago
Share →: Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Commentary:
"Note to friends: when offering snacks, remember the golden rule – persistence is key! 🍿🍫 Don't take no for an answer, because deep down we all secretly want that second helping 😄 #SnackAttack"
5 months ago
Share →: Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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"Handle me with care, I crumble like a Nature Valley bar! 🍪😅 Just a gentle touch is all I need…and maybe a few extra chocolate chips to keep me together!"
5 months ago
Share →: A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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"Who needs heartache and soul-searching when you've got a mountain of crispy fries to dig into? 🍟🤣 Love may be complicated, but fries are always there for you, unconditionally crunchy and delicious! #PotatoesOverPasstion"
5 months ago
Share →: Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Commentary:
"Whoever came up with the name 'rice cakes' was definitely stretching the definition of 'cake' to its limits… 🤔 Maybe we should call them 'rice discs' or 'puffed rice snacks' to avoid any more confusion! Let's end the rice-cake gaslighting once and for all! 🍚🍰 #RenameRiceCakes"
5 months ago
Share →: If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Commentary:
Oh, that's just me expressing my deep appreciation for fine dining in a unique way! 🍽️👅 Who needs shame when you have delicious charcuterie? 😁 #PlateLickerExtraordinaire
5 months ago
Share →: You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, folks! This is not a drill! Things are getting serious now 🚨🍪 Who knew that the catalyst for action was a pair of stretchy pants? #YogaPantsPower"