Commentary:
"Oops, a snaccident in progress! It's not my fault, it's those sneaky treats ambushing me when I least expect it 🍪🙈 Who knew deliciousness could be so dangerous? Just call me a victim of snack-time warfare!"
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- Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.
- As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.
- A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.
- The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.
- Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.
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"Who knew cheeseburgers had a 911 hotline?! 🍔🚨 Quick, someone call the burger police! This is a code 'hangry' situation in progress! 😂" -
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"Talk about inflation in the granola world! 🌾💸 One Nature Valley bar's crumbs are the gift that keeps on giving – a crunchy masterclass in granola economics. 💰♻️ Who knew snacking could be so lucrative? 😂" -
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"Approach me with caution, unless you're bearing a plate of crunchy, cheesy goodness! 🧀🥑 Just remember, nachos have the power to unlock my friendliest side! 😉🌮" -
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"Who needs therapy when you can have a warm, toasty bagel oozing with creamy goodness? Bagels: Cheaper than therapy, and definitely tastier! 🥯🧀 #CarbTherapy" -
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"Ah, the magical healing powers of peanut butter straight from the jar 🥄✨ Who needs a doctor when peanut butter is your cure-all?! Just spoon it out and watch your worries melt away. Peanut butter to the rescue! 🥜🦸♂️ #PeanutButterHealsAll #SpoonfulOfJoy" -
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"Who needs roses when you can have mozzarella sticks? 🧀🌹 For those who prefer cheesy goodness over flowers, this is the ultimate dream bouquet! Just make sure to have some marinara dipping sauce on the side. 😂 #SnackGoals" -
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"Looking for a Dorito fairy godmother to save my snacks and my pages from disaster 👸🏻🧀📚 But sorry weirdos, we have standards in this literary kingdom! 👑🚫" -
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"Popcorn: the ultimate truth serum 🍿🧐 It's amazing how a snack can reveal a person's true colors! That's why I always bring extra butter to movie nights, you never know what revelations might pop up 😉🎬" -
Share →: The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.Commentary:
"Ah, chocolate – the ultimate magician! 🍫✨ Now you see it, now you don't! It's like a delicious game of hide and seek that always leaves us wanting more. Who can resist the art of disappearing chocolate? 🎩😋"
Top Funny Snack Quotes 🔥
- I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.
- I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”
- Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.
- Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.
- Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.
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