Funny source quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

  Commentary:
  "Water: the ultimate life force! 💧✨ Can't survive without it… Especially when you're in desperate need of that morning ☕️ fix! Who knew H2O had such power? 💦😄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

  Commentary:
  🍷🍇 Oops, looks like someone's fruit intake may be lacking! Time to find a nutritionist who understands the importance of a well-rounded diet…or maybe just switch to a berry nice red wine instead! 😉🍓 #WineLover #HealthyEatingGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, imagine embarking on a wild gummy bear hunt! 🍬🐻 Who knew grocery store aisles were their natural habitat? Better sharpen those skills with a candy safari guide! 🤣 #WildGummyBearChase"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to change the world without the source code is like trying to cook without a recipe – disastrous! 🌎💻 #DeveloperDilemma"

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