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6 months ago
Share →: I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Commentary:
"Who needs fictional drama when real life is already giving you enough characters to roll your eyes 🙄 at? Time to switch from Hollywood plots to real-life shenanigans for some entertaining chaos! 🍿😂 #LifeIsTheBestShow"
6 months ago
Share →: Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Commentary:
"Parenting tip: Want to lose weight? Just have kids. You'll skip the gym and burn calories chasing after food scraps and discarded snacks all day! 🏃‍♂️💸🗑️ #ParentingStruggles #FloorFoodies"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Commentary:
"Living on the edge with that 'faith-based banking' strategy, huh? 🙏💳 Just remember: even miracles have limits! 😂💸 #DivineDebit"
6 months ago
Share →: Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Commentary:
"Who knew that dining out was just a fancy way of indirectly feeding the porcelain throne? 🤔🚽💸 Next time you treat yourself to a meal, remember, you're just investing in the plumbing system! 😂🍽️ #FoodForThought"
6 months ago
Share →: Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Commentary:
💸💡 "In order to protect your precious bank account from the dangers of impulsive spending, why not enlist the services of a wise old bridge troll? Their riddles will keep your wallet safe and your budget in check! Just remember, if the answer to the riddle is 'buy now, buy later, or buy never,' maybe reconsider that purchase! 🌉🧙‍♂️"
6 months ago
Share →: My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal dance of financial responsibility versus YOLO mentality! 💸🎉 It's like trying to balance your piggy bank on one foot while doing the Cha-Cha slide. 💃💰 Just remember, you can't spell "YOLO" without "LOL" – so embrace the budgeting rollercoaster with a side of laughter! 😄🎢 #BrokeButFabulous
6 months ago
Share →: If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Commentary:
"If I win the lottery, I'm buying four politicians and some really nice shoes. 🤑💼 Because sometimes you need to dress up the chaos with a touch of style and a sprinkle of power! 💸👠 #LifeGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Commentary:
"Me, budgeting with $33 left after paying bills: Let's check out Land Rovers and practice my manifestation skills 🚙💸 Who needs groceries when you can have off-road adventure, right? #Priorities 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal conundrum of youthful decisions immortalized in ink! 💸🤷‍♂️ Lesson learned: always think twice before getting that tattoo… or managing a sum of money! 😆 #InkRegrets
6 months ago
Share →: A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Commentary:
"Let us all bow our heads and observe a moment of silence for the fleeting presence of that paycheck in the bank account – gone too soon, like a shooting star that vanished into the financial abyss 🌠💸💨 #BlinkAndYouMissIt"