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Funny spooky quotes

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

2 months ago

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

2 months ago

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

3 months ago

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

3 months ago

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

3 months ago

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

3 months ago

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

3 months ago

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

3 months ago