13 Funny spooky quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

  Commentary:
  Heading to the haunted house for my final destination. Rent-free living with ghostly roommates? Count me in! 👻🏚️😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, nothing screams romance like 'till death do us start!' 😂💀🌹"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

  Commentary:
  "Haunted house: Spooky fun. Structural repairs: Spooky bills! 👻🔨💸"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ll see you in your nightmares.

  Commentary:
  "Can't wait for our terrifying reunion! 😱😴👻"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your sheets are the real haunted house! 🕯️👻 Better keep them clean—ghosts or no ghosts, nobody wants bed bugs or ghostly residue haunting their dreams! 😴🧼✨ Remember, even spirits appreciate a fresh start! 😉🛏️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal conflict between seeking peace and courting adventure! 🌊🌙 Living in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory sounds like the perfect mix of tranquility and suspense. Who needs a cozy beach cottage when you can have a haunted mansion by the sea? Ghostly neighbors and mysterious sea monsters included! 👻🏝 #SpookyScenicViews

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

  Commentary:
  "Those poor ghosts, no caller ID to screen out pesky spirits dialing in from the other side! 👻☎️ Better hope they don't leave a voicemail asking for help with their haunting issues!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: Instead of a mundane conference call, you become the star of a horror movie 🏒🔪 Who needs a chainsaw when you have a hockey mask on a Zoom call? Happy Friday the 13th, the sequel we never saw coming! 😂 #HockeyMaskChic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

  Commentary:
  "🎃 Halloween may bring ghosts and ghouls, but let's not forget the real horror show – my track record with men! 👻 Who needs skeletons in the closet when you have exes haunting your memories? 😂 #Love_life_or_treats"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days of the internet when websites screamed like banshees at startup! 😱🖥️💻 Just imagine the horror of browsing with your volume accidentally turned up! 😂 #ThrowbackTechTales"

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