22 Funny spooky quotes

• This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

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  10 hours ago

  before, Christmas, festive, holiday, humor, nightmare, spooky, year

• Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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  1 month ago

  Halloween, humor, nature, spooky, spooky thing, spooky vibe, thing, vibe, wish, woods, world

• When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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  1 month ago

  apartment, dark, dark humor, death, dying, ghost, ghost story, haunt, haunted, haunted house, house, humor, i, me, myself, please, rush, spooky, story, supernatural, want

• First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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  1 month ago

  activity, around, date, death, died, fun, fun activity, ghost, graveyard, guess, humor, idea, people, playful, playful idea, spooky, unconventional, unconventional date, walk

• I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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  1 month ago

  ghost, haunted, home, hope, house, humor, i, joke, need, repair, repairs, spooky, structural, structural repair

• I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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  1 month ago

  humor, nightmare, nightmares, playful, spooky, teasing

• You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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  1 month ago

  always, case, cleanliness, ghosts, humor, hygiene, laundry, need, once, routine, sheets, should, shower, spooky, wash, week, weekly, weekly routine

• The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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  1 month ago

  backstory, coastal, gothic, humor, irony, lifestyle, live, seaside, seaside town, sleepy, spooky, terrifying, town, urge

• Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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  1 month ago

  activity, board, call, calls, fun, funny activity, ghost, ghosts, humor, ouija, Ouija Board, paranormal, paranormal humor, phone, phone call, spooky, spooky fun, unannounced, unannounced call

• Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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  1 month ago

  13th, asked, call, conference, conference call, conversation, conversation starter, experience, Friday, Friday the 13th, hockey, hockey mask, humor, mask, spooky, starter, unique, unique experience, workplace

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