Funny spooky quotes

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025