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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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