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6 months ago
Share →: If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Commentary:
"Oh, you don't like sports? You're missing out on all the opportunities to bond with strangers over the pain of your favorite team losing! 🤣🏈 Don't worry, we can still chat about the weather or complain about Mondays instead! ☀️😩"
6 months ago
Share →: I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Commentary:
"Seems like a classic case of 'crabby pot, meet kettle' situation! 🦀⏳ Don't worry, we're all guilty of being time-wasters in our own special way. Embrace the irony, and keep on procrastinating like a pro!"
6 months ago
Share →: Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Commentary:
"Who knew that hill-walking could be mistaken for an emergency cardio workout? 🚑 Next time, maybe we'll add a fake oxygen tank for dramatic effect! 💨 #WalkingTales"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

Commentary:
"Who needs hobbies and family when you can spend hours arguing with strangers online? 💻🤣 Remember, the internet never sleeps, but your loved ones might if you don't log off! #OnlineWarrior"
6 months ago
Share →: I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal envy of dogs – barking their hearts out without a care! 🐕🏡 Maybe we should all try barking at strangers and see if they bring treats instead of running away! 😜🐶"
6 months ago
Share →: I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Commentary:
"Nothing like livening up a funeral with some scandalous support 😏🙊 Who says funerals have to be a somber affair? Adding a sprinkle of awkwardness and confusion sure makes for a memorable event! 🌶️ #BreakingFuneralEtiquette"
6 months ago
Share →: Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Commentary:
🤔 "Why settle for small talk when you can spark existential crises in strangers? Flex level: Social ninja." 😄 #UnforgettableEncounters
6 months ago
Share →: Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elevator hug – where awkward silence turns into a brief, yet intimate moment with a complete stranger 🤗. Remember, a hug a day keeps the tension away! 😉🛗"
6 months ago
Share →: The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrilling realm of the web: a place where we willingly invite strangers into our digital lives… What could possibly go wrong? 🙈 Just remember, not all followers are created equal – choose wisely! 😂🌐 #StrangerDanger"
6 months ago
Share →: I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of shared smiles with strangers – it's like a brief but beautiful connection in the midst of the daily chaos! 😊 Keep spreading those positive vibes, one smile at a time! 🌟 #SmilesAreContagious"