Funny stretching quotes

• Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

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  2 months ago

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• Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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  2 months ago

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• You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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  2 months ago

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• Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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  2 months ago

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• My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

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  3 months ago

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• Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

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  4 months ago

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