Funny superpower quotes

Funny superpower quotes give a playful twist to the fantasy of having extraordinary abilities! 🦸‍♂️🤣 From imagining the hilarious side effects of your dream powers to laughing at the quirks of fictional heroes, these quotes are sure to spark a smile. Embrace the fun of superhuman imaginings and enjoy a good laugh with these funny superpower quotes! 😄💥

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

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Funny superpower quotes

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.