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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Trending via TikTok:

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

Just landed via Threads:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Making waves on WeChat:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Making waves on X:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

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Funny superpower quotes give a playful twist to the fantasy of having extraordinary abilities! 🦸‍♂️🤣 From imagining the hilarious side effects of your dream powers to laughing at the quirks of fictional heroes, these quotes are sure to spark a smile. Embrace the fun of superhuman imaginings and enjoy a good laugh with these funny superpower quotes! 😄💥

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My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

5 days ago
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My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

5 days ago
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My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

4 weeks ago
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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

1 month ago
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My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

1 month ago
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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

1 month ago
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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

1 month ago
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Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

1 month ago
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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

1 month ago
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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

1 month ago
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Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

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Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

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Broadcasted on Telegram:

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

Shared recently on Telegram:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Going viral on Reddit:

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Making waves on Twitch:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Just shared via Threads:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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