Commentary:
"Looks like I'm on the 'something' rollercoaster and forgot to get off! 🎢😅 What's next, a loop-de-loop?"
60 Funny through quotes
I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, demand a dragon instead! 🐲🍋 #UpgradeTime"
Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.
Commentary:
"Who do I talk to about making this a law? ☕️💼✨ #CaffeineRights #PerkMeUp"
Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.
Commentary:
"Who knew my texting plan came with a free gym membership? 🏋️♂️😂📱"
Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.
Commentary:
"Honestly, SpongeBob's secret formula isn’t just Krabby Patties, it's pure perseverance! 🍔💪🤣 #AbsorbentAndUnstoppable"
Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.
Commentary:
"Bold move! Just hope there’s a lifeguard in those DMs to save me from drowning in laughter! 😂🏊♀️💌"
Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.
Commentary:
I don’t need yoga—I need to be linguine’d back to life 🍝🌀😩
Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.
Commentary:
🤣 "Told my homie I was 'going through it' and he just said 'go around it'." Sometimes the simplest solutions are the funniest! This friend clearly believes in taking the scenic route to problem-solving. 🛣️😂
I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.
Commentary:
Surviving November: the only extreme sport where my coach is my coffee mug! ☕️😂
I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.
Commentary:
Sounds like your next boyfriend should start carbo-loading now! 🏋️♂️😂🍝