11 Funny tom quotes

• Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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  2 months ago

  actor, asking, cruise, feel, feeling, film, guy, humor, just, movie, question, screen, something, tom, Tom Cruise

• I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

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  2 months ago

  asked, autograph, celebrity, hanks, humor, i, misunderstanding, signature, thanks, tom, Tom Hanks

• Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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  2 months ago

  actor, cruise, fame, going, Hollywood, humor, joke, movy, retirement, run, tom, Tom Cruise

• The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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  2 months ago

  admiration, celebrity, cruise, feel, feelings, humor, i, patriotism, tom, Tom Cruise

• At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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  2 months ago

  acting, celebrity, comedy, cruise, film, film industry, humor, industry, own, point, stuntman, tom, Tom Cruise

• What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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  2 months ago

  cruise, fast, favorite, humor, movie, run, tom, Tom Cruise

• “Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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  2 months ago

  activity, comparison, cool, cruise, humor, i, okay, own, self, stunts, tom, Tom Cruise

• I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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  2 months ago

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• Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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  2 months ago

  bullied, bully, cartoon, cat, cats, dog, dogs, jerry, me, misconception, opposite, reality, thinking, tom

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