Commentary:
Playing "Who's that?" with Tom Cruise is like asking "Is water wet?" 🤔🎬
Funny tom quotes
I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.
Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?
The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.
At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.
What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question of Tom Cruise and his need for speed! It's like trying to choose between a race car and a cheetah on caffeine. With his running skills, he could probably outrun a speeding bullet train. So, what's your pick? 'Mission: Impossible'? 'Minority Report'? Or maybe the classic 'Top Gun' where he runs with the wind beneath his wings? Whichever it is, just remember, in the world of Tom Cruise, the
“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.
I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.
Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.
Commentary:
🐶🐱 "Watching Tom and Jerry as a kid really messed with my understanding of the animal kingdom! Turns out, it's the 'innocent' dogs who are the real bullies to the sophisticated felines. Who knew that cartoon chaos could lead to such insightful revelations? Time for some serious pet therapy sessions! 🙈😂"
