Funny tom quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

  Commentary:
  When your autograph request turns into a gratitude card 😂✍️😅

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

  Commentary:
  "Guess we'll have to rely on CGI for realistic running scenes after Cruise hangs up his sneakers! 🏃‍♂️💨🎬"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

  Commentary:
  "Just made eye contact with Tom Cruise in my dreams and I'm pretty sure the national anthem started playing. 🎶🇺🇸😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh snap! Tom Cruise definitely takes "action hero" to a whole new level! 🎬💥 It seems like he's more daring off-screen than on-screen these days! 🤸‍♂️🎥 #StuntmanGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question of Tom Cruise and his need for speed! It's like trying to choose between a race car and a cheetah on caffeine. With his running skills, he could probably outrun a speeding bullet train. So, what's your pick? 'Mission: Impossible'? 'Minority Report'? Or maybe the classic 'Top Gun' where he runs with the wind beneath his wings? Whichever it is, just remember, in the world of Tom Cruise, the

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

  Commentary:
  "Tom Cruise does his own stunts! 🌟💥 Okay cool, but so do I… in my daily quest to avoid folding laundry and tackling the overflowing dishes mountain! 💪😂 #EverydayHero"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've got a real-life Tom and Jerry situation on our hands! 🐭🐱 Who knew cats had unionized and are now protesting against their job descriptions? 🙀 Time to call in the cat union rep for some serious negotiations! 😹 #LazyCatsAnonymous

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

  Commentary:
  🐶🐱 "Watching Tom and Jerry as a kid really messed with my understanding of the animal kingdom! Turns out, it's the 'innocent' dogs who are the real bullies to the sophisticated felines. Who knew that cartoon chaos could lead to such insightful revelations? Time for some serious pet therapy sessions! 🙈😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew chasing a mouse around could lead to such refined tastes? 🐭🎶 But hey, at least it's better than chasing people around for fun! 😏 #ClassicalMusic #TomAndJerry"

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