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Funny urban life quotes

Funny urban life quotes bring the hustle and bustle of city living to life with a wink and a smile πŸ™οΈπŸ˜„ From dodging pigeons to surviving subway rides, these witty sayings capture the chaos and charm of urban adventures πŸš‡πŸ¦ Ready to laugh at the daily grind and celebrate city vibes? Let’s dive into the quirks that make urban life so entertaining! πŸŒ†πŸ˜‚

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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