Funny urban life quotes

• Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

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  22 hours ago

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• Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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  2 months ago

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• There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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  2 months ago

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• Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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  2 months ago

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• You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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  2 months ago

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• Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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  2 months ago

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