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44 Funny us quotes

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it's dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it's already bright.

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025