23 Funny visit quotes

What's wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don't they have a couch?

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Maybe aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move.

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I'll visit my parents.

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025