47 Funny wake up quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

  Commentary:
  🐱😹 "When I rise from my slumber, my feline companion also rises with a look of blatant accusation, as if to say 'How dare you disturb our synchronized snooze schedule, human!' It's like we're part of the world's grumpiest early morning duo – 'The Wake-Up Whiskers'! 😼🎤"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ol' switcheroo! 😂 Parenting: where sleep becomes a distant memory and revenge is served cold at 3 AM. 🌙😴 #ParentingProblems #SleepDeprivedDad

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of morning realizations! 🌞💋🚂 Looks like this train ride just got a one-way ticket to Awkwardville! 😅 #MorningSurprises"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

  Commentary:
  "Rise and shine, early birds! 🌞⏰ Let's make time for both coffee and a healthy serving of my BS – it's the most important meal of the day! 🤣☕ #MorningBanter"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an alarm clock when you've got your friendly neighborhood landscaper, right? 🌿🌞 Just imagine waking up to the soothing sound of lawnmowers instead of bird chirps! 🐦💤 #MorningRoutineGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

  Commentary:
  Dreaming about winning the lottery and waking up to the reality of work… It's like going from a fantasy world of riches to a Monday morning in a snap! 🤑💼 Keep dreaming big, but don't forget to set that alarm for work tomorrow! ⏰😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

  Commentary:
  Looks like she received a surprise package 🎁 with a one-way ticket to Splitsville! 🎫 Looks like someone need to brush up on their surprise game! 😂 #SurpriseFail

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an alarm clock when you can be woken up by the heavenly duo of sizzling bacon and aromatic coffee? 🥓☕️ Ah, the sweet symphony of breakfast calling your name! Forget ringing bells, give me that delicious wake-up call any day! 😋☀️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your bladder is the ultimate party pooper! 🎉💤 Just when you thought you'd have a lazy morning, it decides to shake things up! 😆 Who needs alarm clocks when you have a bladder on a mission? 🚽💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to rally all those bones, muscles, and cells in the morning is like herding cats… except there's way more of them! 🦴💪🔬 Just give them a few snooze button taps to kick-start the party in there! ⏰🥳"

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