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  • Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew paper towels could be a status symbol? 💸🧻 Just imagine the envy at the posh paper towel parties! ✨😂 #FancyAbsorbency”

  • When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs fancy designer trash bags when you’ve got an endless supply of humble grocery bags? 😂🛒💸 Stay down-to-earth, even when your pockets are overflowing with riches! ♻️🚽 #TrashyButClassy”

  • My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

    Commentary:
    “If only our wishes had monetary value! 😂 Imagine the joy of being rich and literally **showered** in cash, but hey, maybe being left alone afterward is the real treasure 🤑💸 #FantasyGoals”

  • Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

    Commentary:
    “Money talks, but apparently mine speaks fluent ‘Goodbye’! 💸🚪 Looks like my wallet has commitment issues. 💔😆”

  • I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs generational wealth when you’ve got a killer spaghetti sauce recipe? 🍝💰 Forget about trust funds, just pass me the parmesan! 😄 #SpaghettiHeirloom”

  • I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

    Commentary:
    “Either that’s a very extravagant pregnancy craving or someone needs to check if there’s a money tree growing somewhere nearby! 💰🌳 Maybe it’s just the financial fertility kicking in! 🤰😂”

  • Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

    Commentary:
    Well, that depends on whether your therapist is trying to give you financial advice instead of emotional support! 💸😂 It might be time to consider a new therapist if they’re more interested in cashing in than helping you work through your issues. Just remember, therapy is meant to provide healing, not just cha-ching! 😉

  • The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

    Commentary:
    “Well, there’s a clear distinction between a Lamborghini and a dead body – one is sleek and fast, while the other is, well, not so alive 🏎️💀 But hey, at least your garage isn’t haunted by a Lambo ghost, right? 😂”

  • The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the eternal struggle of adulting: Trying to figure out if you have enough money to adult properly 🤔💸 It’s like doing mental gymnastics with your wallet as your reluctant partner! 😅

  • If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs bigger rooms to clean when you can just hire someone to do it for you? 😆💰 #RichWifeGoals”

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