79 Funny wealth quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "If I were a billionaire, forget Mars, I'd have everyone else waving goodbye from my rocket-built private island in outer space! 🚀🏝️ #SpaceAintBigEnoughForUsAll"

  billionaire, Earth, else, escape, everyone, humor, i, leave, Mars, rockets, satire, space, space travel, travel, wealth

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "If I had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be rolling in it… and probably mumbling 'up yours' under his breath while polishing the silverware. 💸🤵✨"

  attitude, butler, every, expression, humor, i, me, money, sarcasm, saying, someone, time, wealth, yours

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can have a sports car for a good cry session? 🚗💸😅 #PrioritiesInCheck"

  better, bicycle, buy, car, cry, crying, happiness, humor, irony, materialism, money, sports, sports car, wealth

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When 1K was a lot of money, dinosaurs roamed the earth and my bank account didn't expect overtime pay! 🦖💵😅

  currency, finance, humor, i, lot, miss, money, nostalgia, value, wealth

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  "Looking to double your money in a flash? Just hold it up to a mirror and watch that reflection multiply like magic! 💸✨ Who knew finance could be this fun and easy? 😂"

  clever, double, finance, hold, humor, joke, mirror, money, quick, wealth, wit

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of being just a step away from riches, but alas, that pesky detail of actually having the money! 💸💰 Hang in there, friend, you're almost there…almost. 😄"

  am, aspiration, being, financial, humor, i, irony, joke, money, need, rich, step, wealth

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  "Same! I'm over here trying to make my bank account more vibrant! 💵😂💚"

  color, favorite, favorite color, humor, irony, money, personal, personal preference, preference, wealth

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  "Who knew money had such problem-solving skills?! 💸 Solving 69 problems like a boss, and leaving you with a cool 30 to deal with… Guess money can't buy you a solution to everything! 😉 #99ProblemsButCashAintOne"

  humor, i, life, money, priorities, problems, solution, solve, wealth

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  "Well, if being tired of not being a multimillionaire were a paying job, we’d all be rolling in dough by now! 💸😂 Keep dreaming big and who knows, you might just hit the jackpot one day! 🌟💰"

  being, frustration, money, multimillionaire, tired, wealth

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a life goal we can all aspire to – reaching a level of wealth where beef jerky prices don't phase us! 💸🥩 Just imagine casually tossing a pack of jerky in your shopping cart without a second thought… Living the dream! 😄 #BeefJerkyGoals"

  aspiration, beef, beef jerky, food, humor, i, jerky, luxury, money, offended, price, rich, want, wealth

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