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6 months ago
Share →: Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Commentary:
"Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've got a cat fight club going on down there? 🐱🥊 Just imagine little kitty referees and spectators cheering on their fierce fighters! Maybe the winner gets the prized tuna can trophy! 😄 #CatFightClub"
6 months ago
Share →: Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Commentary:
"Home is where you've left the shopping list… along with your keys, your sanity, and all hopes of ever remembering to buy milk 🛒🧾🔑😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Commentary:
"Home is where you can strut your stuff in your comfiest, most 'bum-like' attire like the true fashion icon you are! 👖👚 Who says you need designer clothes to rock the bum-chic look? Embrace the cozy vibes and lounge like a boss! 🛋️💁‍♂️ #HomeSweetHome"
6 months ago
Share →: At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Commentary:
"In showbiz, landing a big break can either skyrocket your career 🚀 or send you straight to the chiropractor for a new hip! 🕺💼 Better watch your step (and your dance moves) as you chase success! 💫💃"
6 months ago
Share →: Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Commentary:
"Ah, Sunday – the day of grand plans and good intentions, where productivity is as elusive as a unicorn in a grocery store! 🦄😅 Who else's to-do list magically grows longer as the day gets shorter?"
6 months ago
Share →: I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Commentary:
"Ah, golf, where mastering the art of doing the least wins you the game! It's like the Olympics for lazy perfectionists. 🏌️‍♂️⛳️ #LessIsMore"
6 months ago
Share →: My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive Sandwich-asana – a classic pose known for its perfect balance of carbs, proteins, and deliciousness! 🥪🧘‍♂️ Who needs downward dog when you can have downward deliciousness? 🤣 #SandwichPoseGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Commentary:
"🌳🎹 Sometimes even Mother Nature agrees: it's time for some practice sessions to happen in the great outdoors! 🤣🎶 #PianoLessonsInTheForest"
6 months ago
Share →: When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' 'speak to the manager' move, starting them young, I see! 😄👶 Next thing you know, they'll be demanding a refund for nap time interruptions! #ToddlerTantrums"
6 months ago
Share →: My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Commentary:
Oh, the innocence of children and the perplexity of parents 😄👶🌍 Looks like this little one is getting a global education on origins! Who knew babies were such avid travelers? ✈️🌎 #WorldwideBabies