27 Funny white quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

  Commentary:
  Who knew that white noise isn't code for a country music concert? 😴🎸🚜

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Snow White needs a bigger cottage for this chaos crew! 🏡😅❄️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

  Commentary:
  😂👚 "Supporting an accidental new fashion line: 'Oops, It's Pink!' Let's make laundry mix-ups trend!" 👗🧺

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

  Commentary:
  “Clearly, all you need is a power-up mushroom! 🍄🦘”

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

  Commentary:
  "Switching a white screen is like an accidental trip to the beach without sunglasses! 😎🌞 #EmbraceTheDarkSide"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

  Commentary:
  "When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. 🧛‍♂️🕶️ #DarkModeAddict"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

  Commentary:
  "Rocking the white pants… or as I like to call them, 'spill magnets!' 🍷🩳😅 #LivingDangerously"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

  Commentary:
  "White Lotus: where vacationing teaches you the valuable lesson that taking time off from work may lead to unexpected existential crises and shocking revelations! 🌴🛋️💼 #WorkLifeBalance"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you can always count on your legs to shine bright like a diamond while your teeth decide to stay incognito!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

  Commentary:
  🌑💡 "When dark mode is life, a sudden burst of brightness feels like a solar eclipse on your retinas! 🕶️😂 Who needs sunglasses when you've got a monitor set to 'night mode' all day, every day? Embrace the darkness, it's where the cool kids are at! 😎🌚"

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