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20 Funny white quotes

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

2 weeks ago

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

1 month ago

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

3 months ago

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

3 months ago

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

3 months ago

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

3 months ago

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

3 months ago

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

3 months ago

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

3 months ago

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

3 months ago

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

3 months ago

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

3 months ago

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

3 months ago

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

3 months ago

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

3 months ago

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

3 months ago

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

3 months ago

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

3 months ago

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

3 months ago

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

3 months ago