Commentary:
🌑💡 "When dark mode is life, a sudden burst of brightness feels like a solar eclipse on your retinas! 🕶️😂 Who needs sunglasses when you've got a monitor set to 'night mode' all day, every day? Embrace the darkness, it's where the cool kids are at! 😎🌚"
Commentary:
Hmm, let me guess… "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice? 🕺🎶 Or is it "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry? 🎸🍒 Either way, it seems like funky white boys have been grooving to the beat for quite some time! 😉🕺 #FunkyMusic #WhiteBoyGroove
Commentary:
"If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t catch me falling for some basic apple trick! 🍎🙅♀️ I'd need a taco 🌮 on the line for that poison to even tempt me! Bring on the guac-induced slumber! 💤😂"
Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious allure of the white shirt strikes again! 🍝 Who knew it had the power to summon a spaghetti craving in everyone around you? Maybe it's just a clever ploy to secure more dinner invitations! 💁♂️🍝 #FashionableFoodie"
Commentary:
"Those daring actors from the old black and white movies were truly living life on the edge…literally! 🚦😂 Who needs color vision when you've got nerves of steel behind the wheel? 🎥🚗 #VintageThrills"
Commentary:
"Discovering the true meaning behind 'Suits' was a plot twist greater than any legal drama! 🔥😱👔 Who knew the power of a mere title could unleash such fiery emotions? Something tells me this revelation was a lawsuit waiting to happen! ⚖️😂 #MindBlown"
Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when rainbows were in black and white 🌈⚫⚪! Must have been quite the sight to see a grayscale spectrum stretching across the sky. It's like living in a world where Technicolor hadn't been invented yet! Time sure does bring some colorful changes, doesn't it? 😄🌧️
Commentary:
Looks like your immune system has a strict 'no smiles allowed' policy! 😄🦠 Don't worry, maybe try a stealthy smirk next time to avoid any rebel white blood cells. Keep those immune cells on their toes! #SmileStruggles
Commentary:
"Roses are red, daisies are white, and apparently, there's an underwear fight! 😂 Someone get this person a comfy pair, pronto! 🌹🌼 #underweartroubles"
White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.
Commentary:
"Looks like zombies are the ultimate equalizers! 💀🌈 No matter who you are, they just want a bite of that tasty brain buffet. So, remember to stay on alert – zombies don't discriminate! #BrainsForAll"