23 Funny white quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.
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  2 months ago

  View →: White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.
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  3 months ago

  View →: If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.
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  4 months ago

  View →: What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?
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  4 months ago

  View →: White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!
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  5 months ago

  View →: Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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