34 Funny white quotes

• Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

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  3 days ago

  casual, casual wear, clothing, denim, denim jean, fashion, jean, jeans, outfit, style, tee, underestimate, wear, white, white tee

• White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

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  2 weeks ago

  competition, elephant, exchange, fight, fighting, game, garbage, gift, gift exchange, holiday, holiday game, humor, nothing, over, people, together, white, white elephant

• Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

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  3 weeks ago

  constant, ear, ears, hack, humor, insomnia, life, life hack, need, noise, ringing, sleep, sound, tinnitus, white, white noise

• Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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  2 months ago

  clothing, different, frustration, grief, humor, kind, laundry, losing, stain, tee, white, white tee

• White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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  2 months ago

  buddy, disrespect, guy, guys, humor, respect, slur, stereotype, white, white guy

• I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

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  2 months ago

  better, country, country music, helpful, humor, i, music, noise, playing, read, relaxation, sleep, somewhere, sound, white, white noise

• Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

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  2 months ago

  bitchy, bloated, dwarf, forgetful, health, humor, itchy, menopause, psycho, sleepy, snow, Snow White, sweaty, white, women’s, women’s health

• Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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  2 months ago

  awareness, forget, humor, laundry, me, mishap, people, pink, raise, red, today, washing, white

• If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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  2 months ago

  explain, game, gaming, humor, joke, jump, Mario, men, race, race humor, race joke, sports, super, Super Mario, video, video game, white

• Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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  2 months ago

  computer, dark, dark mode, feel, humor, me, mode, screen, screen time, screens, staring, sun, technology, time, white, white screen

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