23 Funny white quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

  Commentary:
  "Switching a white screen is like an accidental trip to the beach without sunglasses! 😎🌞 #EmbraceTheDarkSide"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

  Commentary:
  "When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. 🧛‍♂️🕶️ #DarkModeAddict"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

  Commentary:
  "Rocking the white pants… or as I like to call them, 'spill magnets!' 🍷🩳😅 #LivingDangerously"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

  Commentary:
  "White Lotus: where vacationing teaches you the valuable lesson that taking time off from work may lead to unexpected existential crises and shocking revelations! 🌴🛋️💼 #WorkLifeBalance"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you can always count on your legs to shine bright like a diamond while your teeth decide to stay incognito!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

  Commentary:
  🌑💡 "When dark mode is life, a sudden burst of brightness feels like a solar eclipse on your retinas! 🕶️😂 Who needs sunglasses when you've got a monitor set to 'night mode' all day, every day? Embrace the darkness, it's where the cool kids are at! 😎🌚"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

  Commentary:
  Hmm, let me guess… "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice? 🕺🎶 Or is it "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry? 🎸🍒 Either way, it seems like funky white boys have been grooving to the beat for quite some time! 😉🕺 #FunkyMusic #WhiteBoyGroove

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  5 months ago

  Share →: White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like zombies are the ultimate equalizers! 💀🌈 No matter who you are, they just want a bite of that tasty brain buffet. So, remember to stay on alert – zombies don't discriminate! #BrainsForAll"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

  Commentary:
  "If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t catch me falling for some basic apple trick! 🍎🙅‍♀️ I'd need a taco 🌮 on the line for that poison to even tempt me! Bring on the guac-induced slumber! 💤😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mysterious allure of the white shirt strikes again! 🍝 Who knew it had the power to summon a spaghetti craving in everyone around you? Maybe it's just a clever ploy to secure more dinner invitations! 💁‍♂️🍝 #FashionableFoodie"

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