30 Funny white quotes — Wordgag ツ

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

1 month ago1 month ago

Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

2 months ago2 months ago

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

2 months ago2 months ago

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

2 months ago2 months ago

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

2 months ago2 months ago

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

2 months ago2 months ago

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

2 months ago2 months ago

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

4 months ago4 months ago

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

4 months ago4 months ago

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

4 months ago4 months ago

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

5 months ago5 months ago

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

6 months ago

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Jan 27, 2025

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Jan 27, 2025

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

Jan 27, 2025

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Jan 26, 2025

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

Jan 26, 2025

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

Jan 26, 2025