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19 Funny white quotes

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025